Funny videos ever in the world.

pick a dick sausage competition

2012-02-05T20:31:00.000-08:00

I wonder who will win the pick a dick sausage competition?

funny valentines quotes

2012-02-03T18:09:00.000-08:00

Here are my favorite funny valentine quotes:

‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’

“Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end”

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin

‘You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.’
Chico Marx

‘Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.’

Thomas Robert Dewar

‘I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.’

‘Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.’
Anonymous

’Falling in love is so hard on the knees.’
Aerosmith

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."

Robert Orben

‘Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.’
John Waters

‘Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.’
Unknown

'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.'

Groucho Marx.

"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day."
Jay Leno

’ I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth.’

Albert Einstein

"you'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

Dolly Parton

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."

‘I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.’

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal

‘Love, like a river, will cut a new path Whenever it meets an obstacle.’
Crystal Middlemas

‘It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

‘All you need is love.’
John Lennon

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx

‘If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.’

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special you want to annoy for the rest of your life”
Rita Rudner

Sheep Cyclone

2012-02-03T02:09:00.000-08:00

sheep running around a car like you have never seen before

Snake River Float Avalanche Save

2012-02-02T06:10:00.000-08:00

Never new airbags could be used in skiing.

Dog gives receipt.

2012-02-02T03:27:00.000-08:00

another person put out of a job because of this too cute dog.

Guitar Swing Gone Wrong

2012-01-27T21:16:00.000-08:00

don't throw your guitar until the end of the gig.

Crazy driver on 81

2012-01-27T21:14:00.000-08:00

some people really have no idea about how to drive or when not to clown around, looks like a video game.

Guy Catches Boy That Falls 15 Feet Off An Escalator

2012-01-27T00:03:00.000-08:00

the best way to ruin natural selection

The Ball Buster - guy falls on his nuts

2012-01-26T23:54:00.000-08:00

everybody knows that this guy will only have one ball left before they watch right?

Incredible Ball Boy Catch - Aussie Open

2012-01-26T23:49:00.000-08:00

Best cricket style catch in tennis in Melbourne by the ball boy

jumping dog

2012-01-19T23:21:00.000-08:00

Never seen such a happy dog jumping so high and long in a medow

MELTDOWN! Cop Flips Out When Told He Can't Search Car Without Warrant

2012-01-17T02:38:00.000-08:00

I have had cops do similar things to me (not as extreme as I am scared as hell to say anything) they do bully you for sure.

WOMEN!

2012-01-15T22:16:00.000-08:00

Welcome back to the JohnBozi's shout out ...day.

Fabio, as you know I didn't have so many problems getting married and some do, and although my wife has some interesting talents, and I'm not talking about the woman with 2 vaginas not to be mistaken for Miki Spies the Mother who spells her name with two poles, for suing her daughters senior book editors for not accepting her picture, when it should be on a billboard like this one, then again when her grand children ask her "grandma were you always so popular"?, nah forget that my my wife is not in control of the bat with me but thanks for your kind words. She has on the contrary given me some "islaps" when I keep working on youtube videos, for good reason I suppose.

I am however very scared of her jealous xboyfriend, the only thing I'm more scared of than being caught with a banana sticking out of me is being caught for speeding by a nut.

I am shifting my table tennis related videos to youtube.com/tabletennisHD from now on.

Half the reason I don't have time to make videos now is because I am trying to apply for a visa for my wife which is an incredibly long and tedious project. It would be much easier to carry her and swim to Australia myself. P.S. Did you know you know that wife carrying is a sport? You really need to remember to let go in all sports no matter how much you love them.

I'd also suggest making her wear a helmet similar to how it is required in this sport. Personally I am not into racing unless it involves racing cats.

Of course I don't always get interesting comments and well just love the fact that I can block any trolls that think the comments are place to swear at me, which is well pointed out here:

It's not about owning them really, it's just spreading the love they share.

Where's dady?

I hate banana trees

2012-01-15T14:02:00.000-08:00

Man atttacks banana tree

on your marks get ready go cat

2012-01-15T13:56:00.000-08:00

cute funny cats forever on the start line

Bath Time for Baby Sloths | Too Cute

2012-01-14T18:37:00.000-08:00

I want one these little animals because they are trully the cutest little things I have ever seen.

The Woman with Two Vaginas!

2012-01-14T18:14:00.000-08:00

It was difficult to watch this and keep calm.

boy slaps his brother with the ipad

2012-01-09T06:32:00.000-08:00

islap little beach had it coming

Let go of the ball: Pro-bowler fail

2012-01-09T01:41:00.000-08:00

You really need to let go of the ball if you want it to go down the bowling lane. I think his ass hurt. funny things is that nobody thought this was funny.

Sydney spies yearbook picture or porno debut?

2012-01-08T23:40:00.000-08:00

Sydney spies wants this to be her highschool yearbook photo. Sydney Spies' parents are consulting with a lawyer over this being rejected which is absurd. Her mom's name, "Miki", should tell you everything. Does she spell that with one or two poles in her name?

I like the name so much, it just has that porno star kind of alliteration that also summarises the guy masturbating at the computer, within the name.She also holds on to the hand rail quite suggestively it is like her stripper pole is missing. It has that kind of escape jail sm feel. Maybe on a billboard in front of a sleazy club.

At least her parents know that she will be able to support herself after high school! Her parents should be consulting with a psychiatrist instead.

The student Sydney Spies says that the yearbook picture captures her personality. I have seen the photo, and I guess in that case she is a ssssssssslip off the mark.

Yearbook picture today, brothel advertisement tomorrow does she not realize 20, 30, 40 years from now that picture will STILL be the legacy of her high school career? These kids think it's "freedom of expression" but they don't think long term. Picture it..."Mommy, why does Granny look like a ho in her old yearbook?"

Once again just another misguided student with entitlement issues. Get over yourself, you're not even all that. The mom of this twit should be jailed for thinking a seductive pose for a senior picture is ok! A lawsuit I am sure will followAND HER MOTHER APPROVES OF HER OUFIT. i WILL BET MY WEEKS PAY THERE IS NO DAD AT HOME.

Then there is the other views: most of you sound like fools! The women are beside themselves with jealousy, especially the heavyset ones. The men would do anything to get a look at her without clothes and would more than accept a chance to sleep with her!

She needs to contact Playboy directly instead of using the HS year book to draw their attention.

2012-01-07T21:25:00.000-08:00

To understand how to make a viral video you need to understand what these videos do for us.

I think it is to get some sort of emotional reaction out of them.

I laughed out loud or L O L at the wedding vows not because the dood couldn't pronounce lawfully, instead saying it like Elma Fud would. I laughed because the bride had an infectious uncontrollable deeply sincere moment at a very serious moment in her life. I didn't really laugh but was interested in marriage proposal fail as it was such an embarrassing public display of emotion.

My second favorite video is to see our past prime minister skull a beer. I smiled during this one, because I felt proud to be Australian. It wasn't really funny as many people can down a full beer in one hit. It is the fact that you would never see a head of a country do such a thing. Yet it also reflects back at us something about ourselves and who we are. Sport loving and beer drinking people.

The third video I also enjoyed because it basically caught on tape something I always try to do. Once again reflects something about ourselves back at us. It's something I can relate to.

marriage vows

2012-01-07T20:59:00.000-08:00

I take her to be my wawful wedded wife laughing her head off at the wedding wows.

Ceiling Fan Trick Knockdown

2012-01-07T06:00:00.000-08:00

don't try to stick your head inside a spinning fan. It just doesn't work.

Bob Hawke skulls a beer at the SCG Australia vs India Jan 4 2012- 1 for ...

2012-01-07T03:19:00.000-08:00

Proud to say I voted for this guy. How many prime ministers or presidents will you see skull a beer?

Chinese army grenade mistake

2012-01-07T03:10:00.000-08:00

when you throw a grenade don't throw it at the wall! He is lucky his supervisor pulled him down.

Vending Machine Win

2012-01-07T02:18:00.000-08:00

You have to thumbs up if you have ever tried something similar and won a few free choclate bars or drinks.

I always maintained that Ker-Plunk was invented to prepare people for real life eventualities. This is the proof I've been waiting for.

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I have no idea how that commenter got the text upside down!

Most Insane Immersive Movie Experience EVER, Part 1

2012-01-07T02:00:00.000-08:00

They have finally discovered a way to experience taking acid with out taking acid!

What a bloody trip!

My 90-year-old Grandma Dances to LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

2012-01-07T01:43:00.000-08:00

Although I don't get off on watching grandmas dancing - You all best hope you can still move at 90. You have to be so lucky to have such a beautiful, person that knows how to enjoy life! ...no matter her age!

Once again it shows that a pop song with something odd added will get you a million views.

Girl with a funny talent. [original video]

2012-01-07T01:35:00.000-08:00

Ok you take very pretty girl do a bit of clever editing and ad a popular tune and sync it together and you get millions of views. They would have disabled the views because all the comments that guys say about a "girl with a funny talent" would have been rather dirty to say the least.

UCLA marriage proposal fail on jumbo vision.

2012-01-07T01:24:00.000-08:00

Some said that she is a bitch, but that is a harsh thing to say: to say yes and change your mind off camera, others might say that women are so stupid and they wonder where all the nice guys are.

But really, you just got to be ready for rejection there big ego boy.

Viral video playlist by JohnBozi

2012-01-06T21:01:00.000-08:00

this is where I keep working on my viral TV channel playlist on youtube.

Vai lá, pequeno gafanhoto, faz teu nome! :)

2012-01-06T20:39:00.000-08:00

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2012-01-05T05:39:00.001-08:00

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